Chocolate Chip Blondies (aka why my thighs are now the size of heifers)

OMG.

OH. EM. GEE.

These are SO. GOOD.

:D

You will need:
1/2 cup butter (1 stick) (use 1/4 cup if you like a brownie-texture instead of a fudge-texture)
1 cup brown sugar
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup flour
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
Lots of chocolate chips.

STEPPAH HWUN
Butter. Saucepan. Cook on low. Stir stir stir.

STEPPAH TUHWOO
Brown sugar. Stir stir stir.

STEPPAH THUHREE
Remove from heat. Stir stir stir. Cool cool cool. (Mebbe 1 minute of cool time.)

STEPPAH FUHWOR
Add egg, add vanilla, beat it like the Jets in Shark territory.

STEPPAH FUHIVE
Add flour, baking powder & salt. Joy of Cooking wants me to sift but I didn't because THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL.

STEPPAH SUHIX
Pour in as many chocolate chips as you want. Mix, fold, mix. Dump into well-greased baking pan, bake at 350 for 20 - 25 min (50 min if you used a whole stick of butter).

STEPPAH SEHEVEN
EAT EAT EAT NOM NOM NOM.

Pictures will be up as soon as my computer stops being an asshole.

<3,
TWC

I am a bad blogger.

Hello intar-webs.

Here is what I've made (and totally failed to share with you) recently:

1. Cake Pops. (For Maddie's birthday - YUM.) Recipe here. Obvs, I didn't make Halloween ones... I made octopus cake pops! ^_^


2. Chocolate Failure Pie. I made it and immediately contracted (contacted? shit, I always forget which word fits here) deathvirus o' DOOOOOM, thereby making it totally impossible to eat any sugar for like a week. Then I accidentally froze it solid and had to thaw it out. Also I ruined my mom's best saucepan. Oh, and by the time The Brother ate it, it had fermented. No, I'm not going to give you the recipe because trust me you do not want it.

I made the Brother pix message me when he ate the pie.


"It looka likea da poop."


"Ole poop."

This kid is crazy funny. Also, I am apparently 6 years old because I cannot stop laughing.

3. Cake pops again, for Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve's engagement. :D
(They look like the cake pops above except in purple & white. Also, no octopi.)

4. Chocolate-chip Blondies. SUPER GOOD OMG. I forgot to take pictures :( But I'll post the recipe tomorrow. Or maybe Saturday. I promise.

5. Possibly something else? I forget. All the sugar is affecting my memory. ;)

<3,
TWC