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07 January, 2011

Flourless Chocolate Cake

This cake is amazing, you guys. It's super simple to make and it tastes like GOD and ALL THE LITTLE ANGELS. Except not literally, that would be weird.

Additionally, I don't have a camera anymore, unless ya'll want me to use my cell phone camera, which is like THIS CLOSE to giving up the ghost anyway. So, you know, use your imaginations.

THE CAKE

You will need:
4 oz bittersweet chocolate (I like using Ghiradelli)
1/2 cup unsalted butter
3/4 cup sugar
3 large eggs
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder + some extra for sprinkling (because really, who doesn't like sprinkling?) (also, who just happens to have ONLY 1/2 cup of cocoa powder lying around? Totally worth saving some to sprinkle.)

It is worth noting that you will also need parchment paper, some sort of non-stick buttery type item, an 8-inch cake pan, a working oven etc etc etc. I'm going to assume that you do in fact have all these things and skip to the recipe.

1. Oven: 375 degrees.
2. Pan: Buttered/sprayed/nonsticked and lined with a round of parchment paper (or wax paper).
3. Chocolate: Chopped into bits, then melted with the butter and stirred til smooth. The recipe says use a double boiler but we ain't so hoity toity round these parts so I just use the microwave in 30-second increments.
4. Sugar: Whisked into choco-butter-melty-goodness. (Alternately, you can transfer the melty yum into a larger bowl that DIDN'T fit in the microwave and whisk the sugar into it then.)
5. Eggs: Added, whisked, quickly forgotten, never mourned.
6. Cocoa powder: Sifted into batter and mixed until just combined.
7. Batter: Sampled delicately. Sampled again. Wrestled away from cook, then poured into pan and baked in the middle of the oven for 25 minutes.
8. Cake: Cooled for 5 min, then inverted onto a serving plate and dusted with additional cocoa.
9. Hungry people: Devour cake with the enthusiasm of a zombie horde.

Hope you enjoy! Relatively stress-free recipe and also PHENOMENALLY DELICIOUS. Plus, you remember those Got Milk? commercials where the dude eats a big ol hunk of cake and then goes for the milk and there's none and he's like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ? Yeah, like that. So you probably want to make sure there's milk handy to go with this puppy.

Love,
TWC

07 August, 2010

Chocolate Chip Blondies (aka why my thighs are now the size of heifers)

OMG.

OH. EM. GEE.

These are SO. GOOD.

:D

You will need:
1/2 cup butter (1 stick) (use 1/4 cup if you like a brownie-texture instead of a fudge-texture)
1 cup brown sugar
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup flour
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
Lots of chocolate chips.

STEPPAH HWUN
Butter. Saucepan. Cook on low. Stir stir stir.

STEPPAH TUHWOO
Brown sugar. Stir stir stir.

STEPPAH THUHREE
Remove from heat. Stir stir stir. Cool cool cool. (Mebbe 1 minute of cool time.)

STEPPAH FUHWOR
Add egg, add vanilla, beat it like the Jets in Shark territory.

STEPPAH FUHIVE
Add flour, baking powder & salt. Joy of Cooking wants me to sift but I didn't because THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL.

STEPPAH SUHIX
Pour in as many chocolate chips as you want. Mix, fold, mix. Dump into well-greased baking pan, bake at 350 for 20 - 25 min (50 min if you used a whole stick of butter).

STEPPAH SEHEVEN
EAT EAT EAT NOM NOM NOM.

Pictures will be up as soon as my computer stops being an asshole.

<3,
TWC